Laughter Seekers Prints

"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."

'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'

'Get it up? Sweetheart, I'm just happy I can still p*** through it!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"That'll be five bucks."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Get crazy once in a while

Man fishing with large bait

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Crab with a clown face.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”