Hallucination Chaser Gifts

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Snooze Bar.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'