Fear Chaser Gifts

Phobias.

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

Horror movie: 'Can't Look, Won't Look.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

The Smell of Fear

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Letter writing lady.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Once more, with fury."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

Tango

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'