Fury Seeker Gifts

"Once more, with fury."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Overjumpers

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'You know too much,'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Dead Funny

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Privacy Conference Security

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'