Fury Seeker Pillows

"Once more, with fury."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Overjumpers

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'You know too much,'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Dead Funny

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Privacy Conference Security

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'