Illusion Chaser Gifts

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Dressed for Success!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

The star hunters

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

An early space launch attempt.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

ThrEschers.

The Snooze Bar.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"