Illusion Chaser Mugs

"Looks like my diet was just wishful shrinking."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Dressed for Success!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

The star hunters

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

An early space launch attempt.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So...do you have a job now?"