Luck Chaser Gifts

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

"I told you we'd lose the house."

"Is this a slow motion replay, or the horse you've bet on?"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Win/Lose Roulette

The Lottery

'What luck!'

Gambler's Luck

'It's a pity, a week ago I divorced him, and today he won the lottery.'

"Sixth set of winning numbers that bloke's had in as many weeks..."

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

The Salesman

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mohamed Salah

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

When clowns are hunting.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Men can show their emotions!

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Letter writing lady.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Tango

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"