Lucky Number Chaser Gifts

'That's it then, you give me six lucky numbers and I'll give you half the winnings!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'Let's call him lucky!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'What luck!'

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"Where's the fun gone"

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Clancy: Replay

Down On My Luck

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

A philosophical hunting trip

What is possible vs What is probable.

Aging Researchers

"I told you we'd lose the house."

Time getting away

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'