Lucky Number Dreamer Gifts

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

Math Dreams

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Why do you hate the media?

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Highlights for Adults

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Garden genomes.

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"