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'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

Math Dreams

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Why do you hate the media?

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Highlights for Adults

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Garden genomes.

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."