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"Why can't summer last forever?"

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

'Oh, well... NEXT time my colleagues start a Lotto syndicate, I'll join it.'

"False alarm, O'Malley! The office syndicate didn't win lotto."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Math Dreams

Bubbly

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'