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'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'

"Why can't summer last forever?"

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

'Oh, well... NEXT time my colleagues start a Lotto syndicate, I'll join it.'

"False alarm, O'Malley! The office syndicate didn't win lotto."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Math Dreams

Bubbly

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Why do you hate the media?

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.