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And why are you enrolling in an accounting course? Well, one day...I hope to get a loophole named after me.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

Math Dreams

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Pi Ala Mode.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Annual profits,

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.