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'Seven, that's your lucky number!? Boy, I really thought it would be some sort of fraction, or an integer that can only be expressed on the moon, or I don't know... something. I mean, SEVEN?!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

The Life of Pi

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

'And right here they merged...'

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Reign Man

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

57th Birthday balloons

Tombola Winner

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

Good Luck

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?