Lucky Number Lover Gifts

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Math Teacher

'Let's call him lucky!'

'I say we try it.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Garden Sudoku

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Three steps to turn around the economy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Mathematics.

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"