Lucky Number Lover Mugs

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Math Teacher

'Let's call him lucky!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Have you been scratching this?"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'I say we try it.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Garden Sudoku

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Three steps to turn around the economy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

Mathematics.

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"