Number Lover Gifts

'This must be Fibonacci's.'

Mathematics.

What I Know. . .

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

'It's already taken.'

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

"Why are you wearing a tutu?"

Eric still couldn't work out his pension

Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

"I'm standing on my head"

"They're non-identical twins."

"It's what's inside that counts."

Math Teacher

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Stop showing off! We get it.

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Guess who just signed a contract with Sesame Street !?!' (a number '3' says proudly).

'But Gershon, you can't call it Gershon's Equation if everyone has known it for ages.'

'Don't worry about next year, Kathy...All teachers agree on the multiplication tables.'

Valentine's Day. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways --- but I only go up to six.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

2 8. There's strength in numbers!

67 79 97. I thought they'd be more vigorous. I said they're "primes," not "in their prime." 30.

That three guy is prime, but nine is a perfect square.

"That's the beauty of it, son. Aliens could come from a far off galaxy without knowing a thing about earth, but they would understand accounting!"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

The Life of Pi

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Gloat

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."