Numbers Game Lover Gifts

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Alan Johnson: 'Remind me again, how many millions in a billion?'

"Mr Giles, when I recommended that investment to you, I was reading the wrong chart - a chart concerning home runs in the National League. But it didn't matter - the stock went up anyway."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Math Teacher

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Pi fight!

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Reign Man

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Garden Sudoku

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."