Numbers Game Lover Gifts

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Alan Johnson: 'Remind me again, how many millions in a billion?'

"Mr Giles, when I recommended that investment to you, I was reading the wrong chart - a chart concerning home runs in the National League. But it didn't matter - the stock went up anyway."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

The Life of Pi

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Math Teacher

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Staff Yearbook

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Warning: Math Ahead!

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Pi fight!

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Garden Sudoku

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."