Numbers Game Enthusiast Gifts

'How would you like the books cooked --- cajun blackened,stir fried, or poached in a light cream sauce?'

It seems rather late to be taking out a retirement pension. I suggest you start doing the lottery instead.

'Great news - more doom and gloom.'

Everyone has a price.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

The Life of Pi

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

Garden Sudoku

Pork Bellies.

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."