Numbers Game Enthusiast Gifts

'How would you like the books cooked --- cajun blackened,stir fried, or poached in a light cream sauce?'

It seems rather late to be taking out a retirement pension. I suggest you start doing the lottery instead.

'Great news - more doom and gloom.'

Everyone has a price.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Reign Man

Garden Sudoku

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

57th Birthday balloons

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

'How would you describe yourself?'

'It's true

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'