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Calculator Jokes

The Life of Pi

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Staff Yearbook

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Garden Sudoku

Little boy dragon

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

57th Birthday balloons

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

'How would you describe yourself?'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."