Number Play Enthusiasts Pillows

Calculator Jokes

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Reign Man

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Garden Sudoku

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Little boy dragon

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

57th Birthday balloons

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

'How would you describe yourself?'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."