Number Enthusiast Pillows

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

A lowly numeral has delusions of grandeur.

'Hold on there, Mr. Webster. 1677 isn't prime - it's divisible by 43.'

'Amazingly that's my lucky number!'

'We just don't seem to want the same things anymore'

"I don't trust the new guy... there's something odd about him!"

"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."

"Without doubt you are rational, how can you have an imaginary friend?"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'I'm sorry, but you've reached the wrong number.'

Accountants stranded in the desert.

"How long has he been like this?"

57th Birthday balloons

The Life of Pi

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"If two's company and three's a crowd, what are we, nine?"

Landscape Painter

"Yes sir, nothing beats watching the old equity accumulate."

Super *

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'This one's a great little number cruncher.'

'Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers...'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

'I'm afraid you have called the wrong number.' (he has one of those old-fashioned phones with a rotary dials)

Yomp & Associates... Penny Stocks & Lucky Lottery Numbers.

'I know a lot of numbers, but not in order.'

'Hey, count me in!'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Warning: Math Ahead!