Numerals Enthusiast Pillows

'Happy LXI birthday to you, happy LXI birthday...'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Staff Yearbook

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Reign Man

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'It's true

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'