Numbers Games Gifts

'Hey, count me in!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

The Life of Pi

'Super Dog'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Today we learned to count to one.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'How about a game of cards?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Funky Facts: Football.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Alternative fielding positions

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"