Number Puzzles Gifts

'This is an absolutely honest, above the board tax return. What in hell are you up to!'

'It's been done.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Seagiraffes

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Thinking Gears

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Light Bulb Moment

The Map of the human brain

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Cut Price

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The Life of Pi

Backfire

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'You know too much,'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'