Math Puzzles Gifts

"Have you noticed that there's a preponderance of particularly dense cloud around this morning?"

'You're getting warm Billy, very warm...!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

1.999999

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Moe money, moe problems.

'You can't be a mathematician and have a sense of humor.' - 'You can't be a mathematician and not have a sense of humor.'

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Fermat's first theorem'

"They're non-identical twins."

Doing Math in the 2020s

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Thinking Gears

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Seagiraffes

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Light Bulb Moment

The Map of the human brain

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Life of Pi

Cut Price

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.