Rarity Chaser Gifts

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Breakthrough

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"Now how did she know?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

Chasing Covid Variants

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'He never has an energy crisis.'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

The party, after you left

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Fox Hunters.

Common Dodo!

"I'm still looking, sir."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'That's it then, you give me six lucky numbers and I'll give you half the winnings!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

Motorbike

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'