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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"What old school? This is my life."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

'Play, play, play - That's all you kittens think about - When I was your age,I was catching rats! Not mice - Rats!'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"WHEEEE!"

"So- how go the formative years?"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

The party, after you left

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

Harvard Waiting List

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'How do these glasses feel?'

The sea salt here is so authentic.

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

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