Collectible Chaser Gifts

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Chasing Covid Variants

Redeemable Securities.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Robert Smith

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

"Where's the fun gone"

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

'I love to chase cars too!'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

A woman glides down a water slide

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

Dreaming of chasing cars.

I Like Likes

Hmm, no, I think I like it better the other way around.

Job search

Points of view.

Running man

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'