Convertible Chaser Gifts

Points of view.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Breakthrough

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"He chases submarines."

Chasing Covid Variants

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Redeemable Securities.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'He's training for a career in law.'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

She hates it when her ears flap.