Fast-lane Chaser Gifts

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Polar bear bowling alley

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Breakthrough

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Get a life

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Cross Channel Leap

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."