Fast-lane Chaser Mugs

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Breakthrough

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Get a life

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Cross Channel Leap

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'Did you get it's number?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"