Fast Lane Enthusiasts Mugs

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'In denial and loving it!'

Formula One

"Of all the times to stall."

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

10 items or less

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Supermarket customer types.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Who greased our slope?'

"Who's next?"

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"