Fast Driver Enthusiast Mugs

'Can you stop the car Gordon? Mother lost her teeth when you went over that cattle grid.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Dairy Devil

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Skier flying past mountains

'The penguin is upset...'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Speeding Forklift

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Get ready ... Get set ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."