Fast Driver Enthusiast Gifts

'Can you stop the car Gordon? Mother lost her teeth when you went over that cattle grid.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'The penguin is upset...'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Speeding Forklift

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'