Fast Car Enthusiast Gifts

Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

The rocket powered skiier

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Useless add-ons.

A day at the transgenic races

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'