Car Fanatics Gifts

Yeah, I'm calling in sick of shoveling out my car.

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

'I agree she's a beat up old banger - but what did you expect,sir - Jordan?'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."