'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'
Fast Lane Enthusiasts Gifts
Celebrate the thrill-seeker in your life with our exclusive range for fast lane enthusiasts. From humorous mugs to bold t-shirts and cozy pillows, our collection is packed with witty designs that match their love of speed. Whether they're into racing, cars, or adrenaline-fueled adventures, you'll find something that captures their passion perfectly. Make their everyday moments more fun and stylish with our creative, high-quality items that speak their love for the fast lane.
'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'
Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)
"I love fast break business success."
Speed limit 70mph and up.
"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."
"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."
'In denial and loving it!'
"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."
"Of all the times to stall."
Formula One
Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'
'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'
New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!
'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'
'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'
"Have you got it in beige?"
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"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."
Supermarket customer types.
"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."
'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'
"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."
Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot
'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'
'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'
"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"
"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."
'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'
'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'
"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."
Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.
'Who greased our slope?'
Fast Lane Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Fast Lane Enthusiasts Mugs
Discover our range of humorous and stylish mugs for fast lane enthusiasts and fuel their mornings with passion and wit.
Fast Lane Enthusiasts Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their love for speed, perfect for decorating or relaxing after a day at the races.
Fast Lane Enthusiasts Prints
Explore dynamic prints that celebrate the thrill of the race, adding excitement to any space for the true fast lane enthusiast.
Fast Lane Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Browse our selection of bold t-shirts designed for fast lane lovers who want to wear their passion on their sleeve.