Fast Lane Fan Gifts

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

Under pressure.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

First past the post.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Centaur Sprinter

Speed Bumps.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Rory McIlroy