Fast Lane Dwellers Gifts

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Supermarket customer types.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"Who's next?"

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

I can type 500 words per minute.

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.

12 items or less. 12 items or else.

'How's the new sports car.'

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."

'To bowl, perchance to dream....'

This article is written for those ambitious people living life in the fast lane. It has some quotes about hard work and success. It's believed Vince Lomabardi said "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." "Success is dependent on effort" is attributed to Sophocles. And there's this from Colin Powell: "There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure." I tried to live life in the fast lane for a while ... but it see