Fast Lane Dwellers T-Shirts

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Supermarket customer types.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"Who's next?"

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.

I can type 500 words per minute.

'To bowl, perchance to dream....'

'How's the new sports car.'

The Flag of Success.

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"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."