Fast Lane Hero T-Shirts

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

Formula One

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

California Drivers License

'Find me everything you can get on the fastest getaway cars.'

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.

'How's the new sports car.'

"Of course I'm drunk. I need the courage to drive this thing."

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"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."