Fast Lane Fanatic T-Shirts

Speed Limit Strictly Enforced

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

100k Desert Crawl

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Formula One

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Finish line.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

Top Finish Line Crossers.

Dance marathon.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

95mph fastball.

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Life in the Fast Lane.