Fast Lane Fan T-Shirts

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

Under pressure.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

First past the post.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Speed Bumps.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I believe you were first.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain