Fast Lane Philosopher T-Shirts

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I love fast break business success."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Snail Coach

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'I learned a new word today!'