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Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Snail Coach

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."