High-speed Philosopher Prints

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Snail Coach

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

Well, I think we know who wears the pull-ups in that relationship.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."