Fast Lane Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of a quick-witted, thoughtful mind — inspiring and entertaining in equal measure.

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Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses) mockup

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

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'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.' mockup

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

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"I love fast break business success." mockup

"I love fast break business success."

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'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!' mockup

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

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'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?' mockup

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

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"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which." mockup

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

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Snail Coach

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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Speed limit 70mph and up.

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'Existential truckstop'

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!' mockup

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates mockup

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

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'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?' mockup

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.' mockup

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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Encouragement from Crashed Driver mockup

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

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'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.' mockup

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around." mockup

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

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'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!' mockup

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

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"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals." mockup

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

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'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!' mockup

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

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It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

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"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged." mockup

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

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'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.' mockup

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

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Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep. mockup

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

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'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?' mockup

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

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'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.' mockup

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

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This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

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'I learned a new word today!'

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Fast Lane Philosopher Prints Collection

Fast Lane Philosopher Mugs

Discover more fun and insightful mugs designed for the fast lane philosopher—perfect for sparking conversation with every sip.

Fast Lane Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring clever designs that celebrate the swift and thoughtful philosopher.

Fast Lane Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that honor quick thinkers and creative minds alike.