Fast Lane Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the fast lane philosopher? These clever and thoughtful products are designed for quick thinkers who enjoy deep insights delivered at lightning speed. Whether it’s a witty mug or an inspiring print, these gifts celebrate a mind that’s fast, sharp, and contemplative. Find something that captures their love for intellectual speed and creative thinking, making every moment a chance to reflect on the swift currents of ideas and imagination.

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Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses) mockup

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

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'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.' mockup

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

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"I love fast break business success." mockup

"I love fast break business success."

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'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!' mockup

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

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'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?' mockup

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

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"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which." mockup

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

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Snail Coach

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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Speed limit 70mph and up.

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'Existential truckstop'

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!' mockup

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates mockup

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

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'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?' mockup

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.' mockup

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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Encouragement from Crashed Driver mockup

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

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'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.' mockup

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around." mockup

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

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'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!' mockup

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

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"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals." mockup

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

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'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!' mockup

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

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It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

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