Fast Lane Philosopher Pillows

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I love fast break business success."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Snail Coach

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'